Posted by
TommyO on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:59:08 PM
NASA announced today that the space junk, once orbiting as the Boston Red Sox, will fall to earth in Baltimore, MD sometime Tuesday or Wednesday. Potential casualties may include Theo Epstein, Tito Francona, and John Lackey. It is predicted that numerous pink hats will also go down, accompanied by a wave and Sweet Caroline. (Note: NESN feverishly plugging the Bruins pre-season game on Thursday - I wonder why)