Posted by
TommyO on Sunday, February 11, 2007 10:16:03 AM
http://www.suntimes.com/news/steyn/251601,CST-EDT-steyn11.articleprintDontcha wish you were as smart as Steyn?
I wonder how long before I am bundled off to a re-education camp for sins against the prolotariat?
Irish-American (I love hyphenated descriptions of Americans, don't you?) Global Warming heritc arrested on golf course defying ban on outdoor activity that gives off GW gases. The felon tried to explain to the algor regiment that he can't help himself. He is very old and every time he swings, he farts. No matter they say, The gas meter installed on the third tee detected the activity and, thankfully, the algor regiment was on patrol in their Chevy Tahoe (the algor regiment is absolved of this mortal sin as it is necessary for them to move about quickly to catch the perps [this is also true of dhimmi politicians and other political hierarchy]).
Four months in the RE-ED Camp will take care of this guy said Judge Ellen Goodman, as she warmed her buns from the pile of thermally heated rocks in the corner of the courtroom. I hope everyone reads about this on the town bulletin board and learns a lesson (no mo newspapers to spread the story, unfortunately. This is not the result of the eco-friendlies halting the murder of trees for paper, they just all went bankrupt cause nobody read them anymore.)
Enough ranting, enough I say!